Better her than me
— Hillary Clinton
— Hillary Clinton
"I have never seen anything like it.”
Yes, I have, it happened in 1992.
“I have never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running.”
Of course if she was running against me, I’d have her on all fours begging for mercy.
“I can't believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out.”
I have no idea who They are so gosh, I hope nobody asks me.
— Bill Clinton
There are some people, cough*Obama*, that think we otta stop these elections.
I, I, I, I, I, didn’t believe we believed that in America.
– Billary
Peon: And what do you think of this guy? He did say he felt sorry for you.
Billary: Fallows? Isn’t he a pastor, which makes him a repukelican? Send out an anonymous message that says Barack listens to gangster rap music.
Peon: Yes Madame. What about this guy. He says you’re Schmuckabee and that means you’re a boutique. Flowers of course, that is Madame.
Billary: I know what boutique means, you idiot. Well, I think it’s time we fired somebody again. That brings in donors. Makes them think we are shaking it up, positioning for the states that matter. *Grin*. Tell you what, why don’t you fire the assistant to that loyal latino we fired last week.
Peon: If you mean Patti Solis Doyle, Madame, that’s me.
Billary: Well then fire yourself, Goddamn it! Do I have to do everything around here? If you all would just get out of my way I’ll be the first Presidentte, and clean house after that dirt bag that lives on Pennsylvania avenue! What? No, stop, I didn’t mean that personally, you’re a state that matters, really, stop crying. No, do you want me to call my daughter to cheer you up? It’s my job to cry. You can’t do it……
Because I don’t like Obama’s muslim heritage.
– Jane Dem
Of course Senator Obama doesn’t want them to count. That would mean he would have to conceive defeat. We are clearly ahead in states that matter and that’s the only thing that matters. Duh, by definition, if it didn’t matter then it wouldn’t matter.
– The Unauthorized Spinner
It’s a republican state. Everyone knows that. Maryland doesn’t matter either and everyone knows Washington D.C. doesn’t matter cos it’s all Democratic anyways and will be blue in November. The only states that really matter are Ohio and Texas, unless they don’t go our way. Which doesn’t matter, cos we’re the best Candidate. And Mr. Obama doesn’t know what he’ll face come November.
– The Unauthorized Spinner
