Ah, the memories

— Bill Clinton

— Bill Clinton
"I have never seen anything like it.”
Yes, I have, it happened in 1992.
“I have never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running.”
Of course if she was running against me, I’d have her on all fours begging for mercy.
“I can't believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out.”
I have no idea who They are so gosh, I hope nobody asks me.
— Bill Clinton
Note to self, I wish it was the 1950’s again. Women these days, if they don’t have time for a little shake and bake, then what do they have time for.
– Slick Willy
When you’re done telling the good people of Texas why you’d be a better president than me, do you think you can get me a scotch, oh, and a cigar?
-Slick Willy