Governor Shmuckabee

September 18, 2008

Schmuckabee : McCain's not a Regulator

Governor Scmuckabee knows something about John McCain that the rest of us don’t.

 

February 13, 2008

I don't carry a calculator

Listen, I’m an evangelical christian catholic conservative christian catholic. That means that God does the math not me, and also, if my name wasn’t so funny sounding, or I was a nasty nazi italian from New York, you all would have forgotten about me already. See I told you God works in mysterious ways for us evangelical christian catholic conservative christian catholics.

– Governor Schmuckabee