Ah these days, never a dull moment… Unless you’re name is John.
Palin’s transparency already exists in D.C.
Seems like a no brainer. Obviously she lied when she claimed it.
Preemptive Lying : McCain attacks Obama for something he didn’t say
Not quite a no brainer, but easy enough. McCain has early degenerative brain disorder.
Meahwhile, King George W was caught looking at this.
"I have never seen anything like it.”
Yes, I have, it happened in 1992.
“I have never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running.”
Of course if she was running against me, I’d have her on all fours begging for mercy.
“I can't believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out.”
I have no idea who They are so gosh, I hope nobody asks me.
— Bill Clinton
Because he sounds and looks like Eminem.
– Joe Dem
Because I don’t like Obama’s muslim heritage.
– Jane Dem
Listen, I’m an evangelical christian catholic conservative christian catholic. That means that God does the math not me, and also, if my name wasn’t so funny sounding, or I was a nasty nazi italian from New York, you all would have forgotten about me already. See I told you God works in mysterious ways for us evangelical christian catholic conservative christian catholics.
– Governor Schmuckabee
Of course Senator Obama doesn’t want them to count. That would mean he would have to conceive defeat. We are clearly ahead in states that matter and that’s the only thing that matters. Duh, by definition, if it didn’t matter then it wouldn’t matter.
– The Unauthorized Spinner
When you’re done telling the good people of Texas why you’d be a better president than me, do you think you can get me a scotch, oh, and a cigar?
-Slick Willy
It’s a republican state. Everyone knows that. Maryland doesn’t matter either and everyone knows Washington D.C. doesn’t matter cos it’s all Democratic anyways and will be blue in November. The only states that really matter are Ohio and Texas, unless they don’t go our way. Which doesn’t matter, cos we’re the best Candidate. And Mr. Obama doesn’t know what he’ll face come November.
– The Unauthorized Spinner
